1. Your Cat Is a Master Illness Ninja
Cats are biologically wired to hide signs of illness. In the wild, looking sick equals looking like lunch. So, if Mr. Whiskers is acting “a little off,” he’s probably been feeling bad for a while. Subtle signs like hiding more, skipping meals, or even just being a little grumpier than usual can signal something serious—from dental disease to kidney issues. Don’t wait until he’s face-planting into the water bowl. Be proactive. Schedule annual checkups like it’s jury duty: not optional.
2. Dental Disease Isn’t Just Bad Breath
Here’s a delightful fact: around 70% of cats over three have some form of dental disease. And we’re not talking about slightly yellow teeth; we’re talking inflamed gums, infections, and teeth falling out like it’s a dental apocalypse. Cats won’t show pain—remember the ninja thing?—so by the time you notice something’s wrong, their mouth might be a crime scene. Brush their teeth (yes, seriously), or get your vet to do regular dental exams and cleanings. Cat toothbrushes exist. So does feline toothpaste. Use them.
3. Indoor Cats Need Vet Visits Too—No, Really
People love to say, “But my cat’s indoors!” as if that’s a magical shield against disease. It’s not. Indoor cats still get diabetes, thyroid problems, urinary tract disease, and the occasional embarrassing case of worms (yes, indoor cats eat bugs—congratulations, you have an ecosystem). Indoor status is not a health pass. It’s just a lifestyle choice. Like veganism or CrossFit.
4. Hairballs Are Not a Lifestyle
Hairballs are not some charming, inevitable feline quirk. Regular hairballs may mean your cat has a digestive issue, overgrooming habits tied to stress, or even allergies. If you’re finding weekly regurgitated hair sausages on your carpet, it's not “just what cats do”—it’s a flag. You wouldn’t ignore a friend vomiting every Thursday, would you?
5. Cat Obesity Is the Silent Epidemic
Chonky is not cute. It’s a cardiovascular liability. Over 60% of cats in the U.S. are overweight or obese. That translates to a higher risk of diabetes, arthritis, and a shorter lifespan. Portion control is not cruelty. And no, Fluffy does not need a treat every time he breathes correctly. Feed high-protein, portion-controlled meals, and introduce toys that get them moving (lasers: yes, treadmills: no).
6. Litter Box Drama = Medical Clue
If your cat is suddenly boycotting the litter box, it’s not just a protest against your choice in scented litter. It could be a urinary tract infection, bladder stones, constipation, or stress. Especially in male cats, straining in the box could signal a urinary blockage—a life-threatening emergency. Pee behavior is health behavior. Monitor it like it’s an indicator light on a spaceship.
7. Cats Have Mental Health, Too
Here’s a fun twist: cats get anxious, depressed, and even develop obsessive behaviors. They can groom themselves bald or refuse to eat if they’re stressed. Boredom is not benign; it’s a trigger. Environmental enrichment—cat trees, toys, window perches, playtime—isn’t extra. It’s mental hygiene. If your cat’s “just sleeping all day,” it might be part depression, part “nothing better to do.”
8. Not All Vomiting Is Normal
Contrary to what your carpet may suggest, vomiting is not a regular, healthy feline pastime. Frequent puking (even if it looks casual) can be a sign of IBD, hyperthyroidism, food intolerances, or worse. The “he just does that” defense won’t hold up in a vet’s office. Rule of thumb: more than once a month? Get it checked.
In Summary: Cats Are Low-Maintenance… Until They Aren’t
Taking care of a cat is simple, right up until you realize they’ve been quietly falling apart while you thought everything was fine. A healthy cat looks like an easy cat, but it takes vigilance, vet visits, and a complete refusal to fall for the myth of feline invincibility. Respect their health like they respect their food bowl—fiercely, and with total dedication.
Because under the fluff, there’s a complex biological marvel with one goal: to hide everything from you. Your job? Outsmart the cat.
