Cat Parenting 101: The No-Fluff Guide to Raising a Well-Adjusted Feline

Let’s be honest. Cats aren’t small dogs. They don’t aim to please, and they certainly don’t fetch slippers—unless those slippers have tuna in them. Cat parenting is a strategic alliance: your cat tolerates your existence, and you provide heated beds, clean toilets, and snacks. But behind those judgmental stares and 3 a.m. zoomies is an animal that thrives with the right kind of care. 1. Know Thy Cat: Personality Isn’t Optional Cats are not interchangeable. Some are lap-loungers. Others are curtain-climbers. Observe before you assume. A cat who hides isn’t necessarily antisocial—she might just need space. Your job? Respect that. Forcing cuddles is a quick way to earn side-eye and scratches. 2. Litter Box Law: One Box Per Cat + One Extra Cats have standards. A dirty box is a personal insult. Scoop it daily, full change weekly. Multi-level homes need a box on each floor. Unscented litter. Covered boxes? Maybe. Not all cats like feeling trapped. Smell...