Adopting a Dog? Do These 5 Things Before You Start Buying Chew Toys

 

Whether you’re bringing home a scrappy rescue or a pedigreed pup with a name like Sir Wigglebottom, these five steps are essential for starting your human-canine relationship off on solid ground - no matter the breed, background, or bark volume.

 

1.  Get Real About Your Lifestyle

Dogs aren’t one-size-fits-all. Before falling for floppy ears or soulful eyes, take stock:

• Exercise needs: Couch potato or trail companion? If you run only when chased, maybe skip the herding breeds.
• Noise tolerance: Be honest - Can you live with a barker?
• Work hours: Dogs need more than a robotic food dispenser. Think walk schedules, play, and downtime.
• Kids or other pets? Not all dogs are thrilled about small humans or cranky cats.

Bottom line: Match the dog’s temperament to your actual lifestyle, not your aspirational one.

 

2. Prep Your Environment Like a Dog-Proof Fort

Adopting a dog is not unlike bringing home a toddler with teeth. Prep your space:

• Remove toxins, wires, and anything chewable that shouldn’t be.
• Secure trash cans - aka the canine Michelin buffet.
• Pick a potty spot before nature makes the choice for you.
• Create a safe zone: crate, bed, or cozy corner that’s off-limits to chaos.

Pro tip: Those tiny socks under the couch? They’re now snacks.

 

3. Book a Vet Visit ASAP

No matter what the shelter or breeder says, get a professional baseline:

• Health check: Look beyond the wagging tail - teeth, joints, and gut need reviewing.
• Vaccinations: Stay updated, especially for community dogs.
• Microchip + ID tags: Because dogs will bolt for squirrels.
• Discuss spay/neuter options if not already done.

You’re not being paranoid - you’re being a responsible adult with a new dependent who eats cardboard for fun.

 

4. Start Training Day One (Yes, Really)

Don't wait until they redecorate your sofa to set boundaries. Training builds trust:

• Use positive reinforcement (think treats, praise, not guilt trips).
• Consistency is key: Sit means sit, not sometimes-sit-if-you-feel-like-it.
• Learn some dog psychology: barking, chewing, and zoomies have reasons.

Bonus: Training is how you become the human they listen to - not just the snack source.

 

5. Know Their Language (It’s Not Just Woof)

Dogs communicate through body language, vocalizations, and even eye contact:

• Tail up? Confident. Tail tucked? Nervous.
• Side-eye while chewing your shoe? That's defiance with a side of sass.
• Learn the signs of stress, joy, and confusion - it’ll save you from mislabeling normal behavior as "bad."

Respect their signals and you'll earn trust faster than a bag of liver treats.

 

Final Thought

Adopting a dog isn’t about “rescuing” so much as entering a lifetime relationship with a being who doesn’t care about your outfit, just your energy. Get the basics right, and you’re in for years of muddy paws, questionable smells, and deep, unconditional love.